Hee! Thanks, Jen!
As for now, strange dreams: poets and songwriters join together and work the college circuit as a neo-Dadaist metal band. Tristan Tzara books and concert tees together on the merch table.
The Gallery of Horrible Rhymes
The Gallery is now taking submissions for its kunstkamera of poetic terrors. If you have invented or encountered a horrible rhyme, please enter it in the comment box below. It may be chosen for incorporation into the Gallery's permanent display.
P.S. We at the Gallery define "horrible" variously. The rhyme may be devastatingly inappropriate in subject or form (as in "carpet munchin' corporate luncheon"), or simply lame-ass (i.e., sad rhymed with mad). We prefer the former, as they are more unique, but won't turn up our noses at anything.