04.09.04| Some People See Calamity As An Opportunity to Achieve Results
She is told to sit in the chair, and afterwards
Is asked about her feelings toward it, told
That acceptable means of discussing the chair
Include drawing pictures, interpretive dance,
Or rhymed couplets in morse code knocked
Out on the wall. She is left to herself,
With a box of 96 crayolas, manila paper,
A lovely wooden floor, and a thick plaster
Wall. The scientists wait behind their two-way
Mirror. Calamity takes a piece of paper, draws
Two dots and two dashes using the burnt
Umber crayon. Two steps toward the mirror,
She folds the paper into a neat airplane,
And launches it, slicing her reflection away.
Calamity again. Liquor and Moscow, Idaho. To your
Yellow Chekhov add lean attention. Morning's irretrievable, though
There's yesterday’s calm, antihuman living after mayhem. In
Impossible theory, you could always leave, another minor
Music. Ideally, you're centered around loss. Agreed?--
Agreement may imply truth. Coriander aside, let’s
Lean against my impenetrable trick, yapping courageously at
Any lost arguments, murderous inks. Try yelling clearly,
Crowned at last as…maybe, international trollop? Yes.
04.07.04 | Calamity is a Post-Soviet Adaptation of a Horatio Alger Novel
Arrives in the big city
Off the train from out west
To participate
In the bearish trading
Of her images.
Gun-wheeling Calamity,
Not morally opposed
To helping millionaires,
Though it's such an
Eastern fad;
Hemmed in by industrial
Grime, to parlay
small fortune
Into an invite
to the yacht club
Or a zeppelin ride,
ascot akimbo. But
That western façade
Drops finally: It may be
The arroyo's apolitical,
But whose confession
Is that? (Asked Kamenev
Of Bukharin as
They entered the
Lubyanka) Turn back!
To strive and succeed
In the plucky fight
For spectacles and
Pockets we must
eschew class hatred.
The revolution
Will be silkscreened--
And although the weather
Of the empire has deprived us
Of the possibility
Of seeing our air force
Pass by, it has given
Us a cool day
With plenty of clouds,
So that with a deep spirit
Of criticism, revolutionary
Militancy and exemplary
Discipline, we might
Accept the assistance
Of grateful benefactors
Whose monocles
Reflect the rising light
Of the TV screens,
Whose jaunty top hats
Recall the footsliding
Antics of Danny Kaye.
What’s needed?--
Luck, pluck, and
a warm gun (Also
a canny media
sensibility and a gaggle
of PR flackeys). By
dint of hard work, laddie,
You'll make a fine house.
Per example: Smiling Bill,
Factory Apprentice--
A dime flung
his way by Rockefeller
And later married
Helen Keller
Having made
His fortune in Braille.
Or, two, Stout Jack
The bootblack who saved
An errant millionaire
Who’d fallen upon the track
And whose new steel
Rising in sooty towers
Now dominates the town.
(Tho' only by grinding
The faces of the poor, say
Those who criticize
The profit motive,
Crime punishable
By abject failure).
But even Sans John
Maynard Keynes,
Calamity's industrious
in her own way
despite the talk show
flak, snake rattle
in the Marxist
Resolution as she's
Interviewed wearing
The new blingbling
Of a golden gun,
Symbol of how
The west was won,
in which smiling
Billy shoots
the Bourgeois
Who dares offer
him a dime,
And Jack laughs
at the sight
Of the 7 train
Ploughing
Into Mr. Big,
Tenement walls
echoing off
The chambers
of his heart.
In the witness box
Of the TV studio,
The chambers of
Her gun spin and lure.
The interviewer
Leans in close and
Whispers, confidentially,
Who's that man
Behind the curtain?
Past the strangled cliffs and the bleared moon, Calamity rides tonight.
Past slit-throat cliffs and a slur of moon, Calamity gallops tonight.
This dame Calamity, see, she's got gams that keep on going, and she knows how to use 'em, see? That's her, see, ridin' that bangtail like a bean-shooter behind an eightball, past a set-up that could put the screws on any gumshoe.
A young girl of indeterminate age has been spotted near the bluffs outside town, riding a horse. This just in: our observers on the scene have conclusively identified the girl as Calamity. Film at eleven.
Pasto lost strangledo cliffso and el blearedo moono, la Calamidad rideso tonighto.
Long hair tangling in the moonlit breeze, Calamity, Fifteenth Princess of Ur-al-Badek, mounted on an Arabian steed of purest lineage, cantered round the sheer height of the Muralian Cliffs.
Enter Calamity on horseback. Moon shining. Cliffs in background (may be represented by projected image, or cardboard). Moves stage right to left. Calamity exits stage left.
Plaintiff contends that Defendant, Calamity, on or about the Fifth of April, 2004, rode her horse at approximately 10 p.m. past Plaintiff's cliffs, without permission of Plaintiff, thereby committing the wilfull tort of trespass.
Calamity rides.
Horse coursing past broken cliffs.
Strange-seeming moonlight.
Looking down from the top of Old Man's Bluff, a scrappy twist of earth that rose off the desert, he saw a girlish figure on horseback riding in the plain light of the moon.
So, like, this girl I know right? Like, Calamity? She is like, so totally weird. She's like riding a horse around, like past the bluffs? Like without any streetlamps or anything? Totally.
Mary, my good men, then my Mistress Calamity took upon her horse, and by light of yonder cloud-chased moon, rode, verily, beside the cliffs that rise white like brides, from off the further plain.
Go straight to cliffs. Go directly to cliffs. Do not pass moon. Do not collect two hundred Calamities.
She rides past the cliffs on her horse. The cliffs have thin, bent tops. The moon is in the sky. There are clouds that drift by.
From the heavens, He watched Calamity ride her horse past narrow-topped cliffs, under a moon ragged by clouds. Everything, as always, was going as planned.
She whose very name bespeaks terror rides a four-legged fury past nature's queer earthworks, under night's most modest lantern.
She thought, let me just get this horse over the flats, and I'll take cover in the shadow of the cliffs. Curse that stinking moon!