Last night I dreamt that Mark and I snuck up behind Jen Knox and knocked her unconscious. While she was out like a light, we raided her refrigerator, which was full of amaretto milkshakes and chocolate mousse. We ate all the milkshakes and mousse, and then lay down on the floor. When Jen came to, we claimed we also had been knocked out by the mysterious fridge thief.
I still have a reading tomorrow. Whee!
I should also mention that I've got a reading coming up this weekend. Saturday at 2:30 p.m. at the Four Faced Liar, 165 West Fourth Street! I'll be reading with Maggie Nelson and Heidi Lynn Staples (formerly Peppermint). Come see my amazing "Watch Me Try Not to Faint from Stage Fright" act, and be there to catch me when I inevitably fall.